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An alien traveler from space may regularly be noticed next to Copperas Springs late at night demolishing a photo.
The ghost of the driver of a train can be perceived repeatedly at Shechi Lake Dam Number Two in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the landscape. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost argue this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Knoxville.
A giant badger is from time to time noticed late in the night drifting by on Allen Branch.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead coyote has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances late in the night giving a conducted excursion of Bohannons Cutoff to a collection of ghosts. People assert that this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long departed Knoxville resident.
A space alien from Jupiter may now and then be seen conversing into the thin air in Lock Eight Public Use Area at night.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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