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These are some lies we made up about Jacksonville.
A space invader from another world can occasionally be spotted poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Jacksonville.
A colossal springbok has frequently been observed laundering a bloody pillow in Big Spring before dawn.
A space invader is often perceived in Maxwell Cove in the early morning hours before sunrise gulping blood from a container.
Vincent van Gogh has allegedly been noticed on a few instances by Carpenters Bend gobbling a tomato.
A giant canary may frequently be spotted soaring across the Big Pine Hills on a dark night.
A lady afire, clutching a fuel bottle can be witnessed time and again smoking a cigar in Askew Field late at night.
An Allosaurus has once in a while been distinguished up on Ben White Point reading a pamphlet.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is now and then noticed flinging boulders into Harpers Lake Number One before dawn. Whatever people utter, it's a creepy spirit that should
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be left alone.
A gargantuan wolverine has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances musicalizing on a flute in a Jacksonville flat.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space can now and then be witnessed shouting in the center of Cave Creek.
An ET from planet Pluto was spotted taking pleasure in the
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surroundings at Boozer Dam after midnight.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered prom dress materialized in a Jacksonville highschool before sunrise walking the halls. The onlooker escaped immediately after he distinguished the spirit.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was distinguished scaring folks in Cheaha State Park right by the park headquarters.
A guy with an axe in his head became visible in a house in the vicinity of Jacksonville. When the viewer emerged the ghost escaped.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship was perceived looking for a photo next to a parked truck in a Jacksonville parking lot before dawn.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was witnessed in Little River Canyon National Preserve at the park headquarters shouting at the eye witness to leave.
Thumbelina has often been perceived in a Jacksonville area shoe store, walking the aisles.
A gargantuan koala is often seen resting at a table in a Jacksonville flat hollowing out an opening.
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huge lynx has supposedly been observed on a few instances walking through a flat in Jacksonville.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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