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These are some lies we made up about Huntsville.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe has sometimes been distinguished staring at the view from the peak of Brush Mountain very late at night. One thing is for sure, this is a hostile ghost that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy is from time to time noticed on a dark night studying Certain Gap in detail.
A menacing skeleton is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions walking a Saint Bernard late at night on a shady Huntsville road.
An extremely large jaguar may occasionally be observed in Archer Park at the stroke of midnight sniveling.
An extremely large kinkajou has often been spotted by Banyon Creek howling.
An enormous alligator is regularly seen near the water's edge at Big Pond looking.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been spotted on many occasions staring through home windows in Huntsville
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before sunrise.
A colossal antelope may repeatedly be made out at Beasley Spring before sunrise shining a lamp.
A Chupacabra may be witnessed time and again startling people by Dyas Swamp.
A colossal armadillo has from time to time been observed watching TV in a Huntsville living room at night.
The martian navigator of a
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UFO is occasionally witnessed going through trash cans on a Huntsville street.
A very large bat has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions on a Huntsville residential road after midnight.
An ET from planet Saturn may every so often be spotted quite near the entrance to Cathedral Caverns State Park going bananas.
An alien from another galaxy was perceived gazing at a man snoozing on the floor in a building in Huntsville.
A big creepy ogre became visible digging a gap in Little River Canyon National Preserve quite near the ranger station.
A massive musk deer was seen in a restaurant in the Huntsville vicinity.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was noticed trying on a hat in a Huntsville house. The ghost waved to the witness. Residents who have distinguished this spirit declare this spirit is the stressed soul of a long gone Huntsville local. Well, it is certainly a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a pregnant woman was witnessed poking around in
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mailboxes at midnight in Huntsville. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being made out. In any event, this spirit indisputably is menacing; one that is preferably not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Huntsville
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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