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An ET from planet Mercury may frequently be made out in Tiger Stadium around midnight burning a box.
An ET from another galaxy may be made out very often slurping unleaded from a pump at a refueling station in Heflin.
A female's body having a skunk's head has from time to time been observed by Bobo Branch guzzling chlorine. A number of folks allege this spirit is the tormented spirit of a former Heflin local.
A space man is once in a while made out gazing at the water by Bell Dam in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy has been said to have been perceived on many instances on the summit of Flag Mountain late at night glancing at the vista.
A space invader from space was perceived downing water from Tally Spring very late at night.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object materialized bass fishing from the shore of Choccolocco Creek Lake Number 7 at the stroke of midnight.
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ET from planet Venus materialized walking a Collie on a dark night on a gloomy Heflin avenue.
A man with the head of a devil was perceived near Cheaha State Park trying to grab something. This is one of those spirits that is distinguished frequently close by.
A Chupacabra was perceived looking through building windows in Heflin in the
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early morning hours.
An alien from another planet is repeatedly seen searching through garbage cans on a Heflin lane.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been observed on a few occasions shifting orbs around near Little River Canyon National Preserve.
A semi rotten human body may frequently be spotted on a Heflin street late at night.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has once in a while been perceived gazing at a person slumbering in a bed in a home in Heflin.
An enormous armadillo is now and then witnessed in a hardware store in the Heflin vicinity.
A sizeable menacing dragon has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions trying on clothes in a Heflin building.
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Ghost Sightings From Heflin
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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