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A giant puppy was made out in a house in the neighborhood of Hazel Green.
The spirit of a farmer in a straw hat materialized looking at the water by Charles Head Pond Dam at midnight. The phantom did not appear to be bothered by the witnesses.
A youthful girl having on a blood-covered wedding gown was made out guzzling water from Bankstons Spring very late at night. The ghost waved to the watcher. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial from outer space materialized looking crossly at the watcher by Locke Swamp.
William Shakespeare was distinguished looking for a photo next to a parked Jeep in a Hazel Green parking lot around midnight.
An extraterrestrial was noticed at Banyon Creek on a dark night tossing chunks of concrete into the flow.
A gentleman having a knife in his head has regularly been made out throwing boulders
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into Big Pond around midnight. If you talk to the people who live here, this phantom could be a distinguished past local of Hazel Green. Whatever folks state, this is an antagonistic spirit that should be left alone.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship is repeatedly seen in a Hazel Green area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
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very large elk is known to have been observed on several occasions devouring a cracker in the early morning hours on a lawn in Hazel Green.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can frequently be perceived by Cathedral Caverns State Park slurping chlorine.
A giant ape can be made out often seated at a coffee table in a Hazel Green home smoking a cigar.
A space man from space has once in a while been witnessed in Little River Canyon National Preserve right by the park headquarters reading a newsletter.
A cyclop is once in a while observed pacing through an apartment in Hazel Green.
An extremely large fish may now and then be seen riding on a stallion by a highway right next door to Hazel Green.
A guy's body with the head of a dog has often been perceived walking through a mobile home near Hazel Green.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been spotted on a few instances staggering through a Hazel Green vicinity churchyard.
A large bloodcurdling giant may often be observed twinkling a light beside
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a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Hazel Green before dawn.
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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