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These are some lies we made up about Harvest.
A massive bighorn was seen glugging down unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Harvest.
The ghost of an elderly hag became visible in the middle of Bowling Branch flashing a flash light. The onlooker was frightened and fled. In any event, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours.
Ferdinand Magellan was observed up on the peak of Burwell Mountain reflecting.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body has regularly been distinguished at Romine Lake Dam at midnight scaring folks. One of the locals firmly says that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who dare to disturb the silence in Harvest.
A woman's body having a donkey's head is regularly witnessed trying to deposit a corpse in Dyas Swamp before dawn. A number of folks allege this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Harvest.
A huge vicuna has
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purportedly been noticed on frequent instances down at Beasley Spring in the early morning hours facing the eye witness.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space may repeatedly be perceived chatting into the thin air as if someone besides was nearby.
A colossal waterbuck may be perceived very frequently fishing from the shore of Lake
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Clark in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A guy with the head of a demon has now and then been observed walking a dog around midnight on a murky Harvest road.
An alien from planet Pluto is from time to time noticed staring through trailer windows in Harvest at midnight.
A Stegosaurus is known to have been spotted on a few instances outside the entrance to Cathedral Caverns State Park downing blood from a mug.
An alien from another planet may occasionally be noticed watching movies in a Harvest living room before sunrise.
A space invader has repeatedly been distinguished rummaging around in garbage cans on a Harvest lane.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is repeatedly noticed on a Harvest road very late at night.
A semi rotten human cadaver is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions gazing at a lady slumbering in a bed in a trailer in Harvest.
A giant pig can regularly be spotted in a supermarket in the Harvest vicinity.
An extraterrestrial from another planet
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can be spotted very often struggling out of a drain hole on a Harvest avenue very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Harvest
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Ghost Sightings From Harvest
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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