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These are some lies we made up about Hardaway.
An enormous baboon has occasionally been noticed in Beaverdam Creek going nuts.
The ghost of a young-looking lady clad as a house keeper is sometimes distinguished throwing pebbles into Lake Wadsworth late in the night. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space invader from the cosmos is rumored to have been seen on a handful of occasions striding through a Hardaway vicinity burial ground.
An ET can occasionally be distinguished at Barnett Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the vista.
A gigantic basilisk has repeatedly been made out sipping blood from a cup down a deserted highway near Hardaway at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Hardaway
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Ghost Sightings From Hardaway
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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