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A guy with the head of a leprechaun was seen by Point Rock terrifying folks. The observer was frightened and escaped.
An alien emerged hovering by the side of a dark road near Groveoak.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy was perceived facing the bystander in Buck's Pocket State Park outside the park headquarters.
A half decomposed human corpse showed up gazing irritably at the bystander in Bucks Pocket Tri-County Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost didn't seem to be troubled by the eye witnesses.
An ET from planet Saturn was seen next to High Falls late in the night going nuts.
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Ghost Sightings From Groveoak
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Ghost Sightings From Groveoak
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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