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These are some lies we made up about Graham.
The spirit of a shackled up man has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances very late at night drifting down on Bud Coffee Branch. People argue that this ghost may very well be a renowned old days local of Graham.
The phantom of a bum may from time to time be distinguished in Bulldog Stadium in the early morning hours hiding a dead body by a large rock.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been seen up on the summit of Blackjack Mountain throwing pebbles.
The ghost of a youthful lady covered in blood is regularly noticed at Lake Frank Dam very late at night enjoying the vista.
The phantom of an elderly sorceress has been perceived on frequent occasions mailing a container at a Graham post office. One of the residents determinedly alleges that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a person who used to live here in Graham. In any case, this is an unlikable spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Graham
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Ghost Sightings From Graham
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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