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A glowing human person is every now and then seen at Alexander Pond Dam in the early morning hours taking in the view.

A large terrifying giant is known to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions going wild in Locomotive Roadside Park before dawn.

The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object can sometimes be made out on the water's edge of Alexander Pond scooping out an opening.

The ghost of a pregnant female has regularly been distinguished at Brushy Creek at the stroke of midnight hurling chunks of concrete into the water. A local person argues that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a former Georgiana person who lived here.

A gargantuan goat is often distinguished marching from building to building in the early morning hours on a Georgiana road.

A headless guy may regularly be distinguished rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Georgiana building late at night. One of the locals strongly asserts
 
    that this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Georgiana some decades ago.

A huge guanaco can be seen time and again resting at the kitchen counter in a Georgiana mobile home.

 

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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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