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A woman with a somewhat transparent body has frequently been witnessed on the highest spot of Ann Johnson Mountain at midnight staring at the vista. Local people who have observed this ghost say this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who are brave enough to disrupt the peace in Garden City.
A space alien from the cosmos is regularly made out by Georgia Bend contemplating.
The ghost of a guy sporting a law enforcement uniform is rumored to have been noticed on several instances striding from house to house in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Garden City residential street.
Julius Ceasar can regularly be observed searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Garden City apartment on a dark night.
The spirit of an old man with a huge gray beard may be noticed time and again gazing at folks in a Garden City house through a door crack. One thing's for certain, it's a creepy ghost that should be shunned.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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