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These are some lies we made up about Gallant.
The ghost of a female with a sack strapped around her head was observed shouting at the eye witness to go away by Chandler Natural Bridge. The ghost mumbled about revenging a murder. Nevertheless, this is a bad ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space man from another solar system has repeatedly been witnessed going bananas up on the pinnacle of Bald Hill.
A big creepy ghost is frequently made out hurling bricks at Chandler Mountain Dam around midnight.
The ghost of a youthful guy having on a confederate uniform has been distinguished on a small number of occasions laundering a bloody pillow in Brasher Spring at night. Folks assert that this ghost enjoys scaring unwise people who are brave enough to disturb the serenity in Gallant. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that should be steered clear of.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object can frequently be seen down by the waterfront at Jenkins Number One Lake burning a hat.
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Ghost Sightings From Gallant
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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