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These are some lies we made up about Gadsden.
A beheaded guy has been spotted on a small number of occasions trying to locate a hat beside a parked Jeep in a Gadsden parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform may be spotted repeatedly reading a newsletter in Big Cove Creek. Locals declare that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Gadsden before the present.
A huge hartebeest has sometimes been seen by Ash Disposal Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water.
A gargantuan cougar is once in a while perceived in a metal boat on Goodyear Lake howling.
An alien vacationer from deep space can occasionally be perceived up on the highest spot of Ewing Hill attempting to utter something.
A space alien from outer space has regularly been noticed by Alfords Bend struggling to grab something.
A female with her head and left arm and left leg severed is repeatedly witnessed in a Gadsden area clothing store, pacing
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the aisles. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is a hostile ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
A huge cony has been said to have been distinguished on many instances having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Gadsden trailer thinking.
Cinderella can repeatedly be distinguished guzzling water from
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Boy Scouts Spring very late at night.
The ghost of a guy gripping a blood-splattered knife can be noticed very frequently in Central Recreation Area before sunrise hauling a body across the dirt.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has once in a while been noticed wandering through a trailer in Gadsden.
A gigantic puma is every now and then distinguished gazing wrathfully at the observer in Colvin Gap on a dark night.
A massive dormouse is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances riding on a camel by the side of a highway right next door to Gadsden.
A gigantic llama was distinguished in Buck's Pocket State Park right by the ranger station flinging bricks.
The phantom of a civil war combatant showed up pacing through a flat next to Gadsden. Being frightened by the witnesses the ghost vanished into the dark. A local man claims that this ghost enjoys startling people who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in Gadsden.
An martian tourist from another
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world was spotted in Little River Canyon National Preserve outside the park headquarters devastating a photo.
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Ghost Sightings From Gadsden
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Ghost Sightings From Gadsden
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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