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These are some lies we made up about Fort Rucker.
A large frightening beast came into view looking for a book by a parked Honda in a Fort Rucker parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A youthful girl in a blood-splattered prom dress was made out trying to locate a woman in a boat on Lake Tholocco. The onlooker ran away immediately after she made out the phantom. Regardless of what, this is a horrible spirit that you don't want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
An alien appeared looking at the water by Fort Rucker Dam in the early morning hours.
A giant goat was witnessed chucking rocks into the flowing water at Bear Creek before dawn.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was perceived in a Fort Rucker area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
A space alien from planet Neptune has regularly been noticed flashing a lamp around midnight by a road sign in Fort Rucker.
An alien from space has supposedly been observed on several instances taking
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a rest at the dining table in a Fort Rucker home scaring folks.
A huge ocelot can be spotted very frequently in Blue Springs State Park outside the ranger station shuffling orbs about.
A man having a spear in his head is once in a while noticed strolling through a flat in Fort Rucker.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft
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has been seen on a small number of instances being carried by a mule by a highway near Fort Rucker.
A huge chamois may every so often be distinguished staggering through a house close to Fort Rucker.
An alien vacationer from another planet has regularly been noticed at a pay phone in Fort Rucker using the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Rucker
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Rucker
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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