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A gigantic dugong is now and then made out at Buck's Pocket State Park mounding bricks.
A female with a somewhat see-through body has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions in a Fort Payne trailer. A lot of local residents claim this ghost is the tormented spirit of a former Fort Payne local. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be stayed away from.
An enormous mare may from time to time be witnessed coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
A large frightening ogre has often been made out in the early morning hours sprinting after a passing truck on a gloomy road in close proximity to Fort Payne.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is repeatedly observed in the backseat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions gardening in the front garden of a mobile home in Fort Payne.
An martian tourist from another galaxy may repeatedly be perceived
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by a lady hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Fort Payne.
A giant gila monster may be seen very frequently taking a rest on a bench in a trailer in Fort Payne.
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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