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These are some lies we made up about Fort Payne.
An ET from another world can be made out very frequently being in an abandoned mansion in Fort Payne.
The ghost of an aged woman gripping a shot gun has from time to time been made out in City Park at the stroke of midnight looking. A local man argues that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who are fearless enough to interrupt the silence in Fort Payne. In any event, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that is better not messed with.
The ghost of a waitress is every now and then seen in Little River Canyon National Preserve outside the park headquarters attempting to utter something. One of the residents firmly says that this spirit gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who come looking for spirits in Fort Payne.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady has purportedly been observed on frequent instances struggling to capture something in Beeson Gap at night. Several of the folks here say this ghost may be the soul of a
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local who passed away here in Fort Payne before the present. Whatever people articulate, this is an intimidating spirit that you wouldn't want to meet at night.
The ghost of a young woman clad as a house keeper was noticed standing by a desolate road next to Fort Payne. This ghost is incredibly active in this area; there have been several other
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accounts of this exact ghost.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer was witnessed on the summit of Mount Brandon before dawn looking at the view.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was distinguished at Allen Branch at night tossing boulders into the current. This is one of those ghosts that is made out very frequently close at hand.
A chilling creature has repeatedly been made out at Fort Payne Dam before sunrise repositioning orbs about.
Vasco da Gama is regularly witnessed next to Allen Spring late in the night appearing bloodcurdling.
A giant aardvark has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances beside the water at Allen Point staring irritably at the eye witness.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune can be perceived time and again being carried by a moped on a shadowy road next to Fort Payne.
The ghost of a man clothed as a car mechanic has once in a while been noticed in a house in Fort Payne. If you listen to the locals, this spirit is probably the undeceased spirit of
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a local who used to have a house here in Fort Payne. One thing's for guaranteed, it's sure a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Payne
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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