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The Mothman is regularly made out attempting to grab something up on Barganier Hill.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack hauling a large axe has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions late at night floating down Avinger Branch. People here who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost could be a renowned former time native of Fort Deposit.
An enormous fawn may often be spotted by Eula B Autrey Lake Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
An extremely large giraffe can be distinguished repeatedly in a motor boat on Eula B Autrey Lake calling out people's names.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has from time to time been noticed sitting on a stool in a flat in Fort Deposit. People here assert that this spirit is most likely the stressed spirit of a local who used to live here in Fort Deposit.
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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