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These are some lies we made up about Forkland.
The ghost of an aged female grasping a pistol can frequently be seen looking at the panorama from the peak of Bullocks Hill after midnight. In any event, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief can be observed often at Haunted Point before dawn staring down into the water. A local woman argues that this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Forkland.
A pitch black cockroach that transformed into a female is every so often made out in Arringtons Bar around midnight looking.
A giant parrot may from time to time be perceived struggling to grip something by Clements Bend.
The ghost of a youthful lady clad as a maid has regularly been distinguished twinkling a kerosene lamp in the middle of Acron Creek.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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