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These are some lies we made up about Florala.
A massive dormouse has from time to time been perceived concealing a body by a big boulder in Florala State Park at midnight.
A giant reindeer is now and then seen on the top of Britton Hill on a dark night studying the landscape.
The ghost of a young woman dressed as a maid has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions in Bear Flat Swamp before sunrise struggling to hide a body. Based on what the local residents say, this spirit can be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Florala long ago. No matter what folks exclaim, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to come across before sunrise.
An ET may once in a while be spotted at Moccasin Branch at night heaving rocks into the flowing water.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has often been spotted in a Florala flat. Scores of local residents declare this ghost may very well be a celebrated former time dweller of Florala. Any which way, this
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is an unsympathetic phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a miner is often perceived staggering beside a desolate highway near Florala.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions resting in a beanbag in a home near Florala.
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Ghost Sightings From Florala
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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