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These are some lies we made up about Eutaw.
A massive fawn has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions resting at the dining table in a Eutaw residence.
A chilling skeleton may sometimes be made out gripping a headbone down at Big Spring around midnight.
A huge rhinoceros was spotted climbing out of Cypress Swamp covered in slime very late at night.
A big bloodcurdling ogre showed up looking at the water by Doctor Hollingsworth Dam late in the night.
A guy that transformed into a vampire was distinguished in Damsite Public Use Area after midnight pulling a corpse across the ground. The phantom nodded to the onlooker.
A gigantic mustang appeared visiting Browns Bluff before dawn.
A glowing human body was made out hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Big Brush Creek at the stroke of midnight. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being spotted. Whatever folks say, it's sure a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
Aristotle
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was spotted in Bartees Bar on a dark night screaming names of people.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has frequently been made out staring down into the water at Bartees Point late in the night.
A space invader is regularly witnessed pointing at the witness in a canoe on Lake Mark Hanna.
The ghost of a pregnant female
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is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions gazing at people in a Eutaw mobile home through a keyhole. One thing is for sure, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Eutaw
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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