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These are some lies we made up about Equality.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances by Blackwell Lake Dam Number One before dawn staring at the water.
Ferdinand Magellan can repeatedly be witnessed by Bethesda Creek smoking a cigar.
An martian traveler from another solar system can be made out repeatedly talking into the thin air down at the water at Neros Point.
A space man from Venus has sometimes been distinguished in a convenience store in the Equality area.
A space alien from outer space is occasionally noticed trying on a shirt in an Equality trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Equality
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Ghost Sightings From Equality
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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