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These are some lies we made up about Elmore.
An enormous rat has from time to time been distinguished going through garbage cans on an Elmore avenue.
The ghost of a young man sporting a confederate uniform has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Elmore.
A colossal seal can from time to time be seen by Berry Swamp looking frightening.
A gargantuan fish was made out on the top of Cobbs Hill at night gazing at the panorama.
The ghost of a bum materialized gazing at a guy slumbering on the floor in a trailer in Elmore. The ghost spoke of avenging a homicide.
The spirit of an elderly sorceress was witnessed flinging pebbles into Cobbs Lake in the early morning hours. The witness was terrified and escaped. A resident alleges that this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Elmore some time ago.
A lady's body with a donkey's head emerged taking in the panorama at B D Greer Dam before dawn.
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The ghost did not appear to be worried by the onlookers. One of the people who live here confidently asserts that this spirit could be a recognized past native of Elmore.
A big chilling monster was perceived very late at night floating along on Callaway Creek.
A man having the head of a beast was distinguished marveling at Big Bend very
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late at night. When the phantom was made out it disappeared into the thin air. Regardless of what folks utter, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you don't want to bump into late at night.
A massive steer has regularly been seen before dawn checking out Bar Below Gause Bar in detail.
A space man from space is regularly made out pulling a body across the ground in Cooters Pond Park late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Elmore
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Ghost Sightings From Elmore
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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