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These are some lies we made up about Elberta.
A gentleman lacking a head can from time to time be witnessed strolling through a trailer in Elberta. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that should be kept away from.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was made out crawling out of Moccasin Bayou covered in dirty water very late at night.
The alien technician of a flying saucer came into sight by Muiel Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
A gigantic kitten was witnessed smoking a cigar by Graham Bayou.
A space alien from planet Venus appeared next to the water at Hammock Bay reading a newspaper.
A gargantuan dromedary was seen in a rubber boat on Wolf Bay looking for a man.
An ET from space was witnessed riding on a mule in the middle of a road near Elberta.
A massive reindeer is repeatedly distinguished in a phone booth in Elberta using the telephone.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large mustache and a wooden
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leg has been said to have been made out on one or two occasions at Gulf State Park shouting.
An enormous frog may repeatedly be made out strolling through an Elberta neighborhood graveyard.
The ghost of a waitress may be seen time and again spending time in a neglected structure in Elberta.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has from time to time been seen standing by a deserted highway close to Elberta.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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