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These are some lies we made up about Elba.
A space alien from space may sometimes be distinguished in an Elba secondary school late in the night strolling the halls.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer was distinguished by Beaverdam Creek scaring folks.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy materialized in a plastic boat on Babes Pond rearranging orbs about.
An ET from Venus was distinguished looking at the surroundings at Coffee County Public Lake Dam late in the night.
An extremely large alpaca came into sight very late at night giving a conducted outing of Damascus Lookout Tower to a party of phantoms.
A space alien from the cosmos was seen in a flat close to Elba.
A sasquatch was noticed in Florala State Park by the park headquarters going mad.
A guy that transformed into a vampire is frequently perceived seeking a photo under a parked pickup in an Elba parking lot after midnight. In any case, it's a menacing spirit that you wouldn't wish to encounter at
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midnight.
An alien has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in an Elba area store, walking the aisles.
A gargantuan armadillo may often be spotted mounding pieces of wood before sunrise on a park bench in Elba.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can be seen often sitting at the dining table in an Elba trailer downing blood
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from a jar.
A big terrifying monster has sometimes been observed being carried by a camel alongside a road near Elba.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then noticed marching through a flat in the vicinity of Elba.
An alien traveler from deep space has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions in a phone booth in Elba making a telephone call.
A giant gorilla can every so often be noticed walking through an Elba area churchyard.
An extremely large steer has regularly been observed reading a book down a desolate road right next door to Elba after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Elba
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Ghost Sightings From Elba
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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