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These are some lies we made up about Eclectic.
An ET from space has supposedly been made out on a handful of occasions hitch-hiking beside a dark road in the neighborhood of Eclectic.
An ET may frequently be distinguished at Neros Point very late at night gazing down into the water.
An enormous hedgehog may be perceived frequently mid stream in Gold Branch guzzling chlorine.
An Iguanodon has now and then been spotted smoking a cigar in Aaron Park before sunrise.
A huge yak has been spotted on one or two occasions gazing at the water by Annie T Gregory Lake Dam very late at night.
A gargantuan cow can from time to time be seen posting a packet at an Eclectic post office.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos has regularly been perceived speaking into the air as if someone besides was there.
A big scary ghost is repeatedly perceived walking a Pit Bull after midnight on a gloomy Eclectic residential road.
A colossal prairie dog has been said to have been
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noticed on many instances struggling to say something in Chewacla State Park near the ranger station.
An enormous quagga can often be spotted peeking through mobile home windows in Eclectic at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Eclectic
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Ghost Sightings From Eclectic
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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