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These are some lies we made up about Eastaboga.
A massive porpoise was observed having a carrot in a row boat on Choccolocco Lake.
A large terrifying ghost materialized swallowing motor oil at Cone Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. Numerous people nearby have had equivalent experiences with the same ghost. Lots of people who live here assert this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Eastaboga a long time ago.
A giant porcupine was made out smoking a pipe by Castleberry Branch.
An alien from deep space became visible down beside Coldwater Spring late at night reading a book.
An enormous kitten was perceived hauling a human cranium up on Coker Mountain.
A space man was perceived in Alabama Short Track Raceway late at night dragging a cadaver through some bushes.
Henry VIII has frequently been witnessed in a wild place in close proximity to Eastaboga.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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