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The phantom of a tied up lady may be made out frequently at Clark Lake Dam around midnight trying to articulate something. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that is better not messed with.

A massive platypus has every so often been witnessed dragging a body from the ice cold water of Bear Creek around midnight.

A woman with the head of a demon is from time to time perceived flickering a lamp in Mayberry Gully after midnight. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Dozier long ago.

An enormous ibex has supposedly been observed on many occasions standing by a wild highway in the neighborhood of Dozier.

The ghost of a man having half his head gone can occasionally be noticed in an apartment in Dozier. If you listen to what the residents assert, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who are brave enough to disturb the peace in Dozier. One thing's for sure, this phantom undeniably is scary; one that you wouldn't want to encounter at night.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Dozier



What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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