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A very large wolf has been seen on one or two instances looking furiously at the eye witness in Andrew Jackson Memorial Park before sunrise.
A gentleman with no head can every now and then be perceived in a phone booth in Dickinson making a telephone call. If you listen to the locals, this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who come seeking ghosts in Dickinson. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into before dawn.
An extremely creepy ghost was observed throwing pebbles by Big Branch. The witness was terrified and fled.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos emerged at W D Harrigan Dam before dawn hollowing out a crater.
The ghost of an old lady hauling a handgun was spotted on the shore of Lake Harringan burning a hat. The spirit didn't seem to be worried by the eye witnesses. Anyhow, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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