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These are some lies we made up about Delta.
The martian technician of a UFO may be spotted often flinging pebbles into the current at Armstrong Creek at midnight.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a human being inside has now and then been distinguished gazing at the panorama from the top of Ivory Mountain around midnight.
An martian explorer from deep space is every so often observed taking pleasure in the surroundings at Abel Dam after midnight.
A space invader from planet Mercury has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances burning a photo by the water's edge at Abel Lake.
A moderately see-through guy clad as the captain of a liner may every now and then be spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise checking out Abel Gap in detail. If you listen to the residents, this spirit takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Delta. No matter what folks utter, it's a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Delta
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Ghost Sightings From Delta
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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