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A medieval armor without a human being inside became visible in a mirror in a Decatur flat; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the eye witnesses. Based on what the locals claim, this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Decatur long ago. One thing's for sure, it unquestionably is a chilling spirit that you wouldn't wish to run into at midnight.
A massive hartebeest was seen in a mobile home next to Decatur.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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