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These are some lies we made up about Decatur.
Leonardo da Vinci has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions in Albany Heritage Neighborhood Historic District before dawn pulling a dead body over the grass.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft can repeatedly be seen taking in the surroundings at Decatur Harbor late at night.
A chilling creature can be observed repeatedly next to the waterfront at English Pond looking.
A colossal raccoon has every so often been noticed on a Decatur avenue before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a gardener has allegedly been made out on a few instances hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Decatur.
An martian traveler from another world may every now and then be seen by Crabtree Slough reasoning.
A sphinx has often been distinguished in a supermarket in the Decatur vicinity.
A massive fish is frequently spotted appearing scary up on Bald Knob.
A space invader from planet Pluto has allegedly been
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observed on numerous occasions dragging a corpse from the cold water of Bakers Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A large menacing ogre can frequently be spotted guzzling water from Bird Spring on a dark night.
A colossal springbok can be spotted time and again at midnight exploring Byrd Island Bar in detail.
A woman
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with a moderately translucent body has occasionally been perceived piling pebbles at the water at Beulah Bay.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is every so often made out after midnight soaring over Haney Bottoms.
Nicolaus Copernicus has purportedly been made out on a few occasions at midnight conducting a directed exploration of Fall Bluff to a party of ghosts.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a police uniform can every now and then be seen trying on socks in a Decatur house.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed creeping out of a drain hole on a Decatur lane at the stroke of midnight. The ghost mumbled about revenging a homicide.
A massive mynah bird materialized playing a melody on a piano in a Decatur building.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a military uniform was made out looking for somebody in Joe Wheeler State Park at the ranger station. The observer was frightened and fled. Whatever people articulate, it's a creepy phantom that is rather
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Ghost Sightings From Decatur
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Ghost Sightings From Decatur
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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