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The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is sometimes made out dragging a corpse from the chilly water of Birdsong Creek very late at night. A number of of the folks who live here say this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Daviston some decades ago. No matter what folks express, this is a horrible spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet before dawn.

The ghost of an elderly man with a large white mustache can now and then be witnessed in Barnes Memorial Park around midnight scaring folks. Well, it indisputably is a creepy spirit that any reasonable person would not want to meet.

The phantom of a gentleman wearing armed forces attire has frequently been observed looking at the water by Patterson Dam in the early morning hours. In any case, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.

A space man from outer space has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions late in the
 
    night conducting a lead tour of Horseshoe Bend to a party of ghosts.

An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be seen studying Griffin Shoals in detail around midnight.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Daviston



A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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