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The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often perceived attempting to say something at the stroke of midnight by a mailbox in Dauphin Island.
A space invader from planet Mars has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions at Bienville Beach going for a late-night swim.
A space man from another solar system may from time to time be made out gazing down into the water at Bayou Aloe before sunrise.
A space alien has repeatedly been seen in Cadillac Square before dawn hauling a dead body across the ground.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet is frequently witnessed appearing frightening in Dauphin Island Spit late at night.
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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