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These are some lies we made up about Cottondale.
A gentleman's body having the head of a skunk has occasionally been made out by Camp Horne Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water. Anyhow, this phantom sure is frightening; one that you wouldn't wish to come across very late at night.
An ET is known to have been made out on several occasions dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Beatty Branch before dawn.
An martian tourist from outer space may occasionally be made out heaving stones in Arnolds Shoal at the stroke of midnight.
A very large wolverine has often been made out trying to locate a glove underneath a parked Chevy in a Cottondale parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from deep space is regularly distinguished in Billy Joe Young Field very late at night covering a corpse by a large boulder.
A female figure can frequently be seen in a Cottondale area grocery store, walking the aisles. Based on what the folks who live here assert, this ghost
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is that of a local resident who settled here in Cottondale a long time ago.
The Ugly Duckling can be observed repeatedly seeking an object in the early morning hours by a road sign in Cottondale.
An ET has every now and then been observed sitting at the kitchen counter in a Cottondale house slurping soda pop.
The alien captain
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of an alien spaceship is every so often distinguished smoking a cigar in Lake Lurleen State Park by the park headquarters.
An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be witnessed striding through an apartment in Cottondale.
A space man from planet Neptune was made out riding on a mare alongside a road outside Cottondale.
The ghost of a lady having a name engraved into her foot came into view pacing through a flat in the vicinity of Cottondale. The spirit didn't care that there was someone other present. People who have spotted this phantom argue this phantom gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find phantoms in Cottondale.
A space invader from deep space became visible at a coin operated phone in Cottondale talking on the telephone.
A colossal dingo was seen attempting to state something down a wild road close to Cottondale at midnight.
A massive rabbit was distinguished standing by a wild road right next door to Cottondale.
The phantom of a lady with a stiletto in her head has often been witnessed riding on a bike on a shady road next to Cottondale.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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