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These are some lies we made up about Cordova.
A large scary beast is every now and then observed mounted on a mare in the middle of a road near Cordova.
A space invader from another galaxy has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions pacing through a residence near Cordova.
A huge squirrel can from time to time be made out in the early morning hours heading a conducted visit of Barton Bend to a company of ghosts.
A huge musk deer has frequently been distinguished looking scary at Walker County Public Lake Dam before sunrise.
A space alien is often seen examining Bee Shoals in detail around midnight.
The martian commander of a flying saucer has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions screaming at the observer to beat it by Barton Creek.
The phantom of a pregnant woman can repeatedly be spotted on the highest spot of Crump Hill around midnight looking at the view. It has been argued that this precise ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on
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here in Cordova a long time ago.
Socrates may be spotted often in a phone booth in Cordova talking on the telephone.
The spirit of a young-looking man dressed in a winter coat is occasionally observed walking through a Cordova area cemetery.
An alien voyager from outer space has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances
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trying to locate a hat by a deserted highway outside Cordova at night.
A very large ground hog can now and then be spotted hanging out in an uninhabited farmhouse in Cordova.
A decapitated man was witnessed right by the entrance to Oak Mountain State Park smoking a cigar. When distinguished the ghost moved toward the witness who then ran away. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost may be a well-known former time native of Cordova. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that is better not interrupted.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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