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These are some lies we made up about Columbiana.
A female with the head of a demon has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions sitting at a table in a Columbiana home speaking into the air. Scores of people who live here allege this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the calm in Columbiana.
A gargantuan chinchilla may often be perceived at Adams Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the vista.
The Ugly Duckling can be noticed very frequently glancing at the sight from the peak of Columbiana Mountain before sunrise.
A space man from another world has once in a while been perceived howling in Beaver Creek.
A gargantuan sloth is once in a while noticed struggling to state something near Kewahatchie Spring very late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO is known to have been spotted on several occasions attempting to touch something in Thomas Gap before dawn.
A gigantic kinkajou may once in a while be distinguished
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traveling on a steed along a road in the vicinity of Columbiana.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head gone was made out wandering through an apartment near Columbiana. When the spirit was noticed it vanished into the thin air.
An alien from Mars came into sight wandering through a Columbiana vicinity burial ground.
A gargantuan
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leopard was witnessed turning toward the bystander in Oak Mountain State Park right by the park headquarters.
A medusa materialized shouting at the eye witness to go away in the middle of a wild road in the neighborhood of Columbiana at the stroke of midnight.
A massive mare was seen hanging out in an abandoned dwelling in Columbiana.
A large terrifying ogre has often been observed riding on a motorcycle on a dark road close to Columbiana.
A giant guinea pig has been made out on one or two occasions in a home in Columbiana.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbiana
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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