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These are some lies we made up about Collinsville.
A gigantic puma has been seen on several instances staring across The Funnel in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from Pluto was noticed struggling out of a drain hole on a Collinsville lane after midnight.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting dark robes was made out in Big Hollow at midnight reflecting. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being seen.
An extraterrestrial from space came into sight stopping by Big Rock around midnight.
A gigantic quagga was observed screaming people's names by the water at Highpoint.
A female with an axe in her head was spotted up on the summit of Jordan Hill looking bloodcurdling. Scared by the onlookers the phantom faded away into the dark. One thing's for sure, this is an unlikable phantom that any wise person would not want to encounter.
A minotaur is repeatedly observed pulling a body from the freezing water of Camprock Creek before dawn.
A giant argali
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has allegedly been noticed on frequent instances looking at the water by Fletcher Gilbert Dam before dawn.
A space alien may regularly be made out nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Collinsville.
A gigantic shrew may be witnessed repeatedly washing a bloody cloth in Griffin Falls very late at night.
The phantom of a young-looking Indian fighter has from time to time been seen performing a tune on an accordion in a Collinsville mobile home.
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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