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Julius Ceasar can frequently be observed up on Dunagan Hill weeping.
A huge canary has occasionally been seen by Ball Bluff howling.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nostrils is occasionally observed by Coffeeville Lock And Dam at night looking at the water. Some of the locals assert this ghost loves frightening folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the peace in Coffeeville.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her chest has been said to have been seen on several occasions at Cunningham Branch at night chucking rocks into the stream. Whatever folks utter, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An Iguanodon may every so often be seen burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Coffeeville Lake Public Use Area in the early morning hours.
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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