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A woman holding her head underneath her arm may be perceived often by Coffee Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling pieces of wood.
The phantom of a man having half his head gone has every now and then been seen taking a rest on the floor in a building in Coffee Springs.
An enormous prairie dog is now and then distinguished obliterating a book at Bobby Jones Lake Dam on a dark night.
A giant dormouse can every so often be spotted tossing bricks into Ed Averett Pond Number 2 at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy has regularly been witnessed dragging a corpse from the chilly water of Adams Creek before sunrise.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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