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These are some lies we made up about Clanton.
An alien from planet Pluto is from time to time observed at Black Snake Creek late at night throwing stones into the water.
Ferdinand Magellan has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions yelling at the onlooker to beat it at J T Stewart Lake Dam after midnight.
A space alien from another solar system may every now and then be noticed in Gum Swamp in the early morning hours before sunrise attempting to conceal a body.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot has often been witnessed hitch-hiking beside a shady road near Clanton. One thing is for certain, it's a chilling spirit that should be kept away from.
A young girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress is repeatedly spotted dispatching a parcel at a Clanton post office.
The alien pilot of a UFO has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions downing regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Clanton.
A space man from planet Pluto
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can be observed repeatedly walking a Rottweiler after midnight on a dark Clanton lane.
A guy with a knife in his head has every now and then been perceived near Oak Mountain State Park smoking a pipe.
The phantom of a mailman is occasionally seen looking through building windows in Clanton in the early morning hours.
An alien from
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outer space has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances watching shows in a Clanton living room around midnight.
A female form may every so often be distinguished rummaging around in garbage cans on a Clanton street.
A space invader was noticed on a Clanton avenue at midnight.
A gargantuan burro was made out suspended in the air like a balloon in Clanton.
The spirit of a man grasping a sword materialized staring at a guy sleeping on a mattress in a residence in Clanton. The ghost didn't appear to be anxious by the viewers. Nonetheless, it certainly is a frightening ghost that you don't want to run into before sunrise.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer was witnessed in a hardware store in the Clanton neighborhood.
A female with maggots crawling out of her mouth was spotted scrambling out from a storm drain on a Clanton residential road before dawn. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the observer.
An ET from planet Venus has repeatedly been noticed playing a harmonica in a
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Ghost Sightings From Clanton
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Ghost Sightings From Clanton
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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