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These are some lies we made up about Citronelle.
A colossal elk is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions having a seat in a chair in a building in Citronelle.
A guy with the head of a goblin may occasionally be perceived bass fishing from the water's edge of Spring Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has frequently been seen taking in the surroundings at Citronelle Municipal Park Lake Dam before dawn.
A minotaur is often spotted hurling pebbles into the flowing water at Beaver Pond Branch late in the night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances on the peak of Dwight Hill late in the night monitoring the surroundings.
A space man from planet Mercury may often be noticed cleaning a bloody rag in Cherokee Mineral Springs on a dark night.
An ET from deep space may be made out often meditating in Cedar Creek State Park late at night.
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extraterrestrial has every so often been perceived repositioning orbs around beneath a streetlamp in Citronelle.
An alien explorer from space is once in a while perceived pacing from home to home at the stroke of midnight on a Citronelle street.
A gargantuan rhinoceros is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions facing
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the watcher quite near Bladon Springs State Park.
An extraterrestrial from deep space may occasionally be witnessed near Gulf Islands National Seashore screaming at the witness to beat it.
A woman alight, hauling a petroleum tank was observed rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Citronelle mobile home before dawn. When the observer appeared the ghost ran off.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot materialized resting at a table in a Citronelle apartment. The appearance of the watcher frightened the ghost who then disappeared.
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Ghost Sightings From Citronelle
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Ghost Sightings From Citronelle
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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