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These are some lies we made up about Chunchula.
The Pied Piper was distinguished in Cedar Creek State Park after midnight going berserk.
The ghost of a youthful woman soaked in blood was witnessed gazing at the water by Cold Creek Dam late at night. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else in attendance. In any case, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body is repeatedly distinguished guzzling water from Cedar Creek Falls after midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances floating by on Beaver Pond Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from another planet may frequently be made out late at night chasing a passing car on a dark highway near Chunchula.
A female's body having a goat's head has from time to time been witnessed in the backseat of a car by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early
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morning hours before sunrise. A lot of residents claim this ghost is the undead soul of a former Chunchula local person.
A very large woodchuck is sometimes made out mowing the lawn in the garden of a home in Chunchula.
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Ghost Sightings From Chunchula
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Ghost Sightings From Chunchula
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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