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An martian traveler from deep space is occasionally witnessed taking a rest on a sofa in an apartment in Childersburg.
An alien from deep space has been made out on several occasions up on Bailey Mountain downing blood from a cup.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may every now and then be seen in the middle of Bailey Branch looking for a map.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship was perceived gazing at the water by Cleitts Dam before dawn.
A huge rabbit became visible smoking a pipe by a streetlamp in Childersburg.
A space invader from the Moon was spotted around midnight heading a lead exploration of Cosper Bend to a troop of ghosts.
A gargantuan ape emerged washing a blood-splattered shirt in Blue Spring before sunrise.
A space invader from another world was observed howling in Fulton Gap around midnight.
A huge ewe has repeatedly been noticed gazing by Old Glade Swamp.
A massive finch
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is regularly noticed trying to grip something in a metal boat on Jackson Lake.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been perceived on a small number of instances striding from trailer to trailer on a dark night on a Childersburg residential road.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may regularly be witnessed
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rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of a Childersburg mobile home on a dark night.
An enormous springbok may be seen time and again in Cheaha State Park right by the ranger station shifting orbs about.
A female on fire, gripping a kerosene bottle has from time to time been witnessed staring at folks in a Childersburg building through a door crack. Regardless of what folks articulate, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Childersburg
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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