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These are some lies we made up about Cherokee.
A moderately decomposed human cadaver can repeatedly be seen beside Buzzard Roost Spring before dawn yelling names. Lots of local residents assert this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Cherokee some time ago.
A huge steer can be spotted repeatedly on the peak of Bell Quarter Hill at the stroke of midnight watching the view.
A female on fire, carrying a fuel tank has every so often been distinguished checking out Bone Cave Hollow in detail late at night.
An extremely large guanaco is now and then observed walking by a secluded road near Cherokee.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has been distinguished on many instances in Buzzard Roost Park in the early morning hours before sunrise going wild.
An Anchisaurus can now and then be witnessed in the middle of Browns Branch excavating a nook.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has regularly been noticed in J.P. Coleman State Park by the park headquarters mounding pebbles.
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Ghost Sightings From Cherokee
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Ghost Sightings From Cherokee
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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