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These are some lies we made up about Chelsea.
A gargantuan crocodile is once in a while noticed pulling up weeds in the garden of a flat in Chelsea.
An ET from another galaxy has been witnessed on one or two occasions at Belcher Lake Dam before sunrise looking terrifying.
An alien may every now and then be spotted facing the observer in Oak Mountain State Park at night.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been perceived staring wrathfully at the viewer near the water at Blue Pond.
A guy with the head of a devil is known to have been made out on frequent instances in Oak Mountain State Park quite near the park headquarters howling at the witness to disappear.
A partially rotten human body may be observed time and again by a person hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Chelsea.
A gargantuan deer has once in a while been distinguished on the apex of Signal Mountain before dawn staring at the sight.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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