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These are some lies we made up about Centreville.
A very large weasel was spotted in a Centreville flat.
A very large wolverine became visible at Lightseys Mill Pond Dam after midnight taking pleasure in the landscape.
An extremely large iguana was seen appearing in a washroom mirror.
An alien came into view hauling a corpse across the dirt in Ross F Gray Memorial Park late at night.
A gentleman with a large hole through his upper body was witnessed at midnight hovering across Goodson Bottoms. The witness was frightened and ran away. If you listen to what the local residents declare, this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Centreville in the past.
An martian vacationer from another world has frequently been distinguished up on the summit of Big Mountain yelling.
The Ugly Duckling has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances attempting to express something by Affonee Creek.
An alien from another world may frequently be spotted swallowing water
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from Morris Spring at the stroke of midnight.
An alien may be distinguished very frequently around midnight hurrying after a passing truck on a gloomy highway outside Centreville.
An martian explorer from another galaxy has every now and then been noticed in the backseat of a Dodge by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Centreville
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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