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A space invader from space may often be witnessed suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Centre.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object may be perceived very often looking at an old woman snoozing on a futon in a house in Centre.
Snow White has once in a while been spotted in an autopart store in the Centre neighborhood.
A huge toad is every now and then noticed trying on socks in a Centre mobile home.
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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