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These are some lies we made up about Centre.
A female with the head of a devil was distinguished floating down Big Nose Creek at midnight. The phantom didn't appear to be troubled by the bystanders. Some of the people who live in this town claim this phantom takes pleasure in startling foolhardy people who are courageous enough to interrupt the silence in Centre. In any event, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extremely large gopher emerged terrifying folks up on Graveyard Hill.
A woman holding her head next to her arm was witnessed talking into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance. The ghost greeted the observer. It has been said that this particular spirit likes frightening foolish people who come seeking spirits in Centre. No matter what, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
A huge guanaco was distinguished at Weisner Dam at night taking pleasure in the panorama.
An ET from the cosmos has frequently
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been observed down by the water at Anderson Cove pointing at the bystander.
The ghost of a youthful lady having on a blood-covered dress is repeatedly distinguished by Yanceys Bend gazing irritably at the witness.
A gargantuan cat is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions fishing from the shore of Weiss Lake late at night.
The
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ghost of an 8 foot high enormous giant can repeatedly be made out walking a Pit Bull after midnight on a shady Centre residential street.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has occasionally been seen burrowing a crater in Cedar Bluff Park before dawn.
A Plateosaurus is from time to time made out staring through apartment windows in Centre in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a teen girl has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances guzzling blood from a beaker right by the entrance to Little River Canyon National Preserve. According to the residents, this phantom may well be a distinguished past native of Centre. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that you wouldn't want to run into at night.
A huge cougar can from time to time be made out rummaging around in garbage cans on a Centre street.
A giant kid is frequently observed right by the entrance to Buck's Pocket State Park glugging down water.
A space man from the
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Moon has been said to have been witnessed on many instances on a Centre road around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Centre
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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