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These are some lies we made up about Cedar Bluff.
The alien navigator of a UFO can frequently be witnessed hiding a cadaver by a big boulder in Cedar Bluff Park before dawn.
The ghost of a woman with letters cut into her arm has now and then been seen late in the night giving a guided exploration of Yanceys Bend to a collection of phantoms. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An alien tourist from another planet is once in a while spotted looking for a man in Broomtown Valley late at night.
A space man from the Moon has purportedly been made out on a few occasions sending a package at a Cedar Bluff post office.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears can every so often be perceived gulping gas from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Cedar Bluff. One of the local residents confidently asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Cedar Bluff many years ago. One thing's for guaranteed, it is unquestionably
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a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to meet late at night.
A huge gorilla was noticed gazing down into the water at Black Mallard Cove late in the night.
The ghost of a tied up woman materialized glugging down water from Congo Spring at night. The observer got freaked out and ran off. Anyway, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that any wise person would not want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Bluff
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Bluff
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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