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These are some lies we made up about Cecil.
An alien from the cosmos showed up shouting people's names mid stream in Johnsons Creek.
An enormous marmoset was distinguished in a Cecil school very late at night strolling the halls.
A huge fox emerged in a mirror in a Cecil residence; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A large creepy beast was witnessed gazing at the water by Allison Dam in the early morning hours.
A giant mountain goat was distinguished going wild next to the water at Allison Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Cecil
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Ghost Sightings From Cecil
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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